this is how we do

it's thanksgiving. my family is too LAZY to cook shit
so they decide ... 'lets go eat in boston'
i'm thinking sweet , lets go .
3 problems :

1. there's 12 of us. the bill is gonna be HUGE.
2. everyone has to get up at 8 tomorrow.
3. it's thanksgiving. most likely itll be busssy.

so we get there , coool .
the rents in one car , kids in another.
JUMBO is packedd w/ chinese people screamin nonsense.
likee WTFFFF personal space here?

We get our table , i get to my seat & the place is smellin' a lil funky .
the parents are tellin jokes & my sister and i just pretend to laugh
-cos the video on youtube (ilikegrass1) says to laugh at jokes no matter what.
the waiter comes & my mommas orderin ...

• 2 steamed fish (idk what kind)
• 2 fried squid
• fish mawl soup
• 2 peapod stem
• 2 plates of lobster (2 on each plate)
• 2 fried clams
• 3 bowls of rice
• 3 nesteas , 3 sprites , 2 cokes , 5 glasses of ice

yeaa what fatasses we are huh ?
Well we KILLLED that shit .
the waiter was like "OH DAAAMN"
kidding, but bet he was happy, his tip was huge .
so the total came out to be $230 (including tip)
& everytime our family goes to eat out,
we come back home BROKE . LOLL .

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

♥ much love ,
L.Cheam